Ali Barton

Position; Head Coach

Look a Like; A weird hybrid of Alan and Jonny

Description; Well liked coach by the tackling members of the squad. Claims to be Kiwi but given stereotypes of that nation - probable fraud. Passionate about his rugby - could probably still play but doesn't.

Kevin Byrne

Position; Forwards Coach

Look a Like; Old father time

Description; The old school of rugby - knows his lineouts and scrumages and enjoys the set up. Often talks about how Harpenden should be promoted - for this reason is often drugs tested. Enjoys making faux pas.

Will Hutchings

Position; Fitness coach / backs coach

Look a Like; Dale Winton (super market sweep)

Description; Enjoys the banter at training as much as he does the rugby itself. Also enjoys arguing with the opposition - almost a "role-model" to the younger players in the club suggesting what you can achieve if you aim high in life (regarding his wife).

Dave Hance

Position; Fitness coach

Look a Like; Don't want to offend him

Description; Loves killing the senior members of the squad with his gruelling preseason regime and pretends to be Northern in order to make himself harder. Spends more time with his dog than on his own personal grooming.